Saturday, July 31, 2010

 

Beware Of Free Advice . . .

. . . It Will Always Cost You Something.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

 

Facebook Is Ruining My Cyberlife

Or At Least My Blogging Life. I Suppose The Easiest Solution Is To Ask Anyone Who Stops By Here To Look Me Up Over On Facebook, The Early Addiction To Which I Have Not Yet Been Able To Shake. Look For The Mostly Bald Jerry Miller In A Black-And-White Photo.

 

If A Tree Falls In A Forest . . .

. . . And No One Is There To Hear It, Who Gets To Claim The Lumber?

 

An Outsourcing Riddle

Where Do People In India Call When They Have Computer Problems?

 

Stick To Your Guns, Unless . . .

. . . The Other Guy Has Bigger Guns.

Sunday, July 04, 2010

 

If The PC Police Had Their Way...

... Steve Buscemi Would Have Had To Die Of Old Age In Fargo!

 

Taking Things To Heart?

Why Is The Bottom Of Your Heart So Much More Special And Sincere Than The Bottom?

 

You Can Lead A Horse To Water...

... But You'll Never Get It To Use A Litter Box.

 

If Karma And Divine Justice Worked Perfectly...

... Then Tibet Would Be Free, And Osama Bin Laden Wouldn't.

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