Sunday, June 05, 2011
You Can Hardly Go Wrong . . .
. . . With Women Named Susan, Except, Of Course, For The Lazy Ones.
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*Those last ones will just keep you going around in circles forever.
No Cause For Celebration
By Nature And By Belief, I Cannot Celebrate The Unnatural Death Of Any Human Being, But, In The Case Of Osama Bin Laden, I Cannot Mourn, Either.
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*A death in the family of evil does not prompt any sincere condolences from me, despite my nature and my belief.
Disabled Presidents
In U.S. History, There Have Only Been Two Presidents With Crippling Disabilities. FDR Was Confined To A Wheelchair, And George W. Bush Was Totally Lame.
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*If W. had been a horse, they would have had to put him down.
