Thursday, August 26, 2010
Sex May Be Highly Overrated, As An Old Editor Of Mine Used To Say, But . . .
. . . No More So Than Abstinence.
(That Old Editor Had A House Full Of Kids At The Time, So I Doubt That He Had Always Held That Opinion Of The Rating Of Sex.)
(That Old Editor Had A House Full Of Kids At The Time, So I Doubt That He Had Always Held That Opinion Of The Rating Of Sex.)
Riddle Me This:
Why Are There Severe Penalties For Driving While Intoxicated, But None For Driving While Stupid?
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(Presumably, Driving While on Cellphone or While Texting would have to be included offenses.)
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(Presumably, Driving While on Cellphone or While Texting would have to be included offenses.)
I Am Forced To Conclude That Brett Favre and I . . .
. . . Both Are Afflicted With Abulia, A Pathological Inability To Make Firm Decisions. He Is Unable To Decide Whether To Retire From Football, And I Am Unable To Decide Whether To Care.
