Saturday, April 07, 2012
Undefining Marriage, Newt-Style
Newt Gingrich Apparently Defines Marriage As Between A Man And A Woman Who Doesn't Have A Terminal Disease.
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*John Edwards apparently defines fidelity the same way.
Sorry, Bill Haley
There Has Never Been Even One Alligator I Wanted To See Again, Be It Sooner Or Later.
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*Or a single crocodile I would care to be around for even a little while.