Thursday, August 03, 2006
Stupidity Test, Part 2
A. George W. Bush
B. John Kerry
C. Saddam Hussein
If you have managed to forget that it was candidate A, then you, too, have truly become Karl Rove's bitch. Find a treatment center immediately.
Constantly Red-Faced in a Red State
The Old Prof is a 175-year-old (sic) retired journalism professor and semi-retired free-lance writer and editor. He likes long moonlit walks (but not too long -- the arthritis), long drinks of 30W motor oil, Zen Buddhism, and Coen Brothers movies. The only things he hates are hatefulness, hypocrisy, self-importance (definitely not Zen), enforced conformity (he now lives in a condo community, yes?) and censorship. He would rather ridicule than analyze, humiliate rather than debate reasonably (too much research involved). His role models are Gandhi and Mark Twain, his arch-enemies all those people on Fox News and the unholy religious right. To learn more about the Old Prof, visit http://pwp.franklincollege.edu/JMiller/ (All material on this blog are copyrighted by Jerry Miller)