Friday, August 18, 2006
Stupidity Test, Part 5
5. God truly is on America's side.
A. True
B. False
C. I need a moment to pray for my answer
Last time I spoke directly to the Supreme Being (God/Jehovah/Allah/Buddha/Vishnu/Black Hole/Zeus), he/she/it/they said, "Do you see any national boundaries that I created? Of course you don't. And, by the way, I really don't give a damn who wins a sporting event, either. And I didn't put those bleeping snakes on that bleeping plane. Now leave me alone, just as I leave you alone."
A. True
B. False
C. I need a moment to pray for my answer
Last time I spoke directly to the Supreme Being (God/Jehovah/Allah/Buddha/Vishnu/Black Hole/Zeus), he/she/it/they said, "Do you see any national boundaries that I created? Of course you don't. And, by the way, I really don't give a damn who wins a sporting event, either. And I didn't put those bleeping snakes on that bleeping plane. Now leave me alone, just as I leave you alone."
