Monday, October 16, 2006
Stupidity Test, Part 9
9. There are more gay Republicans in the closet than there are gay Democrats in the closet.
A. True
B. False
C. A is correct because gay Democrats feel a helluva lot safer coming out of the closet than do gay Republicans (see: Foley, Mark), or because, once out, gay Republicans find themselves a lot less uncomfortable under the Democrat "tent" than under the Republican one (which isn't any wider than the closet itself) so they switch, so to speak
A. True
B. False
C. A is correct because gay Democrats feel a helluva lot safer coming out of the closet than do gay Republicans (see: Foley, Mark), or because, once out, gay Republicans find themselves a lot less uncomfortable under the Democrat "tent" than under the Republican one (which isn't any wider than the closet itself) so they switch, so to speak
