The Old Prof Thinks Out Loud

I told one of the best if not the best bush jokes ever repeated....wanna read it?

TBS
 

Definitely, TBS. Of course, I always thought Bush himself was biggest joke ever repeated!
 

Three teenage boys were in a rowboat fishing in a large ranch pond on a balmy summer day in the Central, Temple Texas area when they saw a lone figure half way across the pond fall into the water after jerking too hard on his fishing rod.

The person falling in began flailing and the boys knew that the person was beginning to drown.

They rowed their small boat like hell bent for leather and reached the person in the water, now obviously a man, just as he went under for the third time.

Two of the boys jumped in grabbing the man pulling him to the surface and to their rowboat.

With great effort the three boys got the man into their boat; his face was partially covered with algae; he wasn't in good shape, spitting up water, his breathing labored.

Several long minutes passed before the man wasa finally able to sit up in the little boat. He began wiping the slimy algae off his face and declared, "You boys saved my life and I just happen to be the man who can reward you for doing it. I'm president george walker bush. So tell me anything your hearts desire n you got it."

The boys were silent for a long time, then the first boy piped up and said, "Well sir, I've always wanted to be an air force officer and pilot but my highschool grades weren't quite good enough and my ole daddy don't know no congressmen that would sponsor me anyways."

"Don't you worry bout that young fella," says da prez, "This fall you will be in Colorado for your first year at the airforce acadamy."

"How about you son," bush said as he nodded toward another boy, "What can I do for you?"

A few moments passed but the boy finally said, "Well sir, I want to be a U S Navy officer but my grades sucked even worse than his," nodding at the first boy.

"Hells bells son,? bush saidm "I told you I'm the president so don't worry, this fall you'll be wearing navy blue at Annapolis."

Looking at the last boy who looked like he was contemplating, bush waited for a long time for him to say something.

Finally bush said, "Well cowboy, what can a do fer ya?"

The boy looked straight at bush and said, "I want a military funeral with full honors and a twenty one gun salute."

bush was stunned by the request and gasped out, "Of all the things in the world you could ask me for why in hell would you ask me for that?!?.

"Cuz," the boy said with a smirkish girn, "When I get home n my ole man finds out I helped save your life, HE'S GONNA KILL ME!"