Friday, July 10, 2009
Things Neither Forgotten Nor Forgiven
Michael Jackson mourners: For forgetting that he was also the King of Child Molesters and/or Really Creepy Dudes.
Barbara Bush: For giving birth.
Dick Cheney: For not understanding that he is no longer in office or in charge of anything except his pie hole, which he should now shut and instead go call up Dan Quayle and schedule a hunting trip (and Quayle will probably be dumb enough to go).
Sarah Palin: For thinking anyone (even her almost-son-in-law) gives a damn what she does; she'll be invisible (not invincible) by 2012.
The Switchboard Girl: Nothing much to forgive, too much to forget.
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(Work in progress)
Barbara Bush: For giving birth.
Dick Cheney: For not understanding that he is no longer in office or in charge of anything except his pie hole, which he should now shut and instead go call up Dan Quayle and schedule a hunting trip (and Quayle will probably be dumb enough to go).
Sarah Palin: For thinking anyone (even her almost-son-in-law) gives a damn what she does; she'll be invisible (not invincible) by 2012.
The Switchboard Girl: Nothing much to forgive, too much to forget.
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(Work in progress)
