Saturday, January 11, 2014
Even Cockroaches Are Jealous
The Three Items With The Longest Shelf Life Are Twinkies, Velveeta, And Malicious Gossip.
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*And, unlike the first two, the third item doesn't bear an expiration date.
Constantly Red-Faced in a Red State
The Old Prof is a 175-year-old (sic) retired journalism professor and semi-retired free-lance writer and editor. He likes long moonlit walks (but not too long -- the arthritis), long drinks of 30W motor oil, Zen Buddhism, and Coen Brothers movies. The only things he hates are hatefulness, hypocrisy, self-importance (definitely not Zen), enforced conformity (he now lives in a condo community, yes?) and censorship. He would rather ridicule than analyze, humiliate rather than debate reasonably (too much research involved). His role models are Gandhi and Mark Twain, his arch-enemies all those people on Fox News and the unholy religious right. To learn more about the Old Prof, visit http://pwp.franklincollege.edu/JMiller/ (All material on this blog are copyrighted by Jerry Miller)